I wonder if Bruce Jenner’s face could frown if he would perpetually wear one when he thinks of his daughters.
What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.
- I love this quote as it exposes why it’s easy to get close to women while men are like simple animals, if I ever did acquire World Series tickets I would sell them on Ebay.
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| — | Dave Barry (via theguccislut) |




